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Two years ago, I was only 12 years old.

I went to gamestop to buy a pokemon card because I had money and nothing to spend it on

I check the used game section and I find a copy of Star Fox 64 3D

Some guy on YouTube told me Star Fox was a good game, and I had a 3DS so I buy the game

I played my Star Fox game for about two weeks, cuz it was my newest game what else was I gonna play

I picked it up from time to time, even after I beat it, whenever I was out of pokemon games to replay

Little did I know however, there was something very wrong with this cartridge.

Two years later, I'm telling my friends Star Fox is a good game franchise, except the new one was shit

I tell them I was very lucky to find a used copy of Star Fox 64 3D, cuz those are really hard to find or something

They asked me "Used in What Way?"

I am very confused, and I tell them I got it in the used section at gamestop

They tell me this is very bad

I ask them why

They tell me GameStop cartridges aren't used as in played before, but used in another way

Then I realized Star Fox had furries

Then I realized what they meant by that

and then I realized

I had AIDS

Star Fox is a cursed game franchise don't buy