||TROLLPASTA OF THE MONTH (September 2016)
Fuck You, Charlie Brown
"Fuck You, Charlie Brown" is the title of a long-lost, never-aired Peanuts special.
Written by Schulz on his deathbed, FYCB follows the Peanuts Gang of Millenial misfits as they graduate from college and strike out into the real world of careers, relationships, and financial independence in the grim shadow of the Great Recession. You know how you always sort of vaguely thought that Charlie Brown having the football moved out from beneath him was some sort of dark metaphor for the disappointment of adult life? You're goddamn right it is.
Watch the whole gang have their naive assumptions about our just and fair world torn to shreds in front of them and have them shoved straight up their ass by a cruel, uncaring, random world ruled by greed, money, lies and desperation.
Schroeder busks outside of Union Station on his little piano, trying to make enough for just a little bit of H, just a skin pop to get him through the day.
Written by muypeligroso