"I see trolls online, bitchy mods too.Have no sense of grammar, and will piss you off too. And I type to myself... What a wonderful troll. I see low sense of humour, low self esteem, Try to pirate games, right off of Steam. And I type to myself... What a wonderful troll. Talk about about double rainbows, they'll assume you're a fag. Type right out, wanna make you cry. I see mods banning them left and right, And trolls wanna scream in their ear and say "Fuck you" They hear 10 year olds cryin', that's what they assume, Go on Trollpasta, and make fun of you. And I type to myself... They'll make fun of that too. Ya, I type to myself troll, Fuck You. ~ Loltroll466 left the chat. ~ Oh yeah."
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Originally by: Louis Armstrong
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This isn't one of those "Haunted Game" stories. It isn't even a horror story. I can't write for shit. At no point are you going to hear me claim something within the game spoke to me, reacted to my words, or forced me to punch myself repeatedly in the face. The only reason I punched myself repeatedly in the face was because I wrote this story.
This isn't about a glitch or a hidden Satanic message and at no time did I phone Nintendo Headquarters only to have my questions answered by a middle aged man jerking off.
This is just about a game feature most people with lives didn't unlock.
Oh, other than all the cliches in this story.
No ghosts. No conspiracies(except the fact that's all this story is leading up to). Just a secret we were all supposed to find, but never did. Something that changes an entire generation's childhood and the very essence of a multi-million (billion? trillion? QUADRUPILLION?!?!) dollar franchise.
I've always wanted to finish The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, but I could never find the Kokiri Sword when playing on my dad's Wii. Because of this, I didn't play the game for about 2 years.
When my 13th birthday finally came around, I asked my dad to get me the game for my 3DS. As soon as I discovered the Shiekah Stone and found the sword, I loved the game.
I beat the game with 16 hearts, 3 bottles, and most of the Gold Skulltulas. I unlocked Master Quest, and immediately started playing it. I got to the point where Zelda and Impa are escaping on a horse and Zelda throws me the Ocarina of Time. I didn't noticed it then, but Ganondorf didn't ride by on his horse. I walked over to the water, dove down to get the ocarina, and got on the drawbridge.
That's when it happened:
Ganondorf ran by on his horse, taking the Ocarina of Time and the Three Spiritual Stones from me. He sent a bolt of energy at me, sending me flying backwards. It showed Link lying there, clothes torn and his mouth dripping blood. I know Master Quest is a little different than the regular quest, but I knew that the only blood ever shown is Ganondorf's. The next scene was Ganon (I'll just call him that from now on) blasting Zelda's horse, turning it to bones. Ganon grabbed Zelda, killed Impa, and brought Zelda back over to me.