|TROLLPASTA OF THE MONTH (July 2014)
The Polish Nap Experiment
It's been 69 days since they started this god damned experiment. Not really sure what it's for, but they say we'll find out soon.
We sure do know what we have to do.
Go 6 months without sleeping/napping. It's the napping part that horrifies me the most. A man needs his naps y'know? Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a lazy person. I at least go outside 2.5 times a month.
They (EVIL PATRIXXX and some Polish people) sometimes get dildos with razors attached to them and shoves it up our arse. They say it gives us a burst of energy.
It's just an excuse so that them rape craving assholes can rape us.
For entertainment in this godforsaken place, well what they call entertainment, we get pumped by a large dildo with sharp blades attached along the sides.
Food we get fed chopped off limbs, and drink is the sweat from EVIL PATRIXXX's balls. It's a see through yet murky liquid that looks like it has some yellow dandruff in it.
I'm pretty sure there is more to this experiment then just napping.
I need to find out more about EVIL PATRIXXX and his Polish henchmen, how we got here, and why we need to do this experiment.
Written by Xindo88