||TROLLPASTA OF THE MONTH (March 2015)
A Meeting with AL-Qaida (improved version)
Okay, here's a little heads-up on what happened:
Jimmy's parents were NOT OR TV agents. That stands for: Never Overdose Today OR Tomorrow, Victor! It was set up by a schizophrenic miser who loved to take drugs. A few days ago, Jimmy's parents left to battle Jeff the Killer. They succeeded, and, returning to their home whilst making out, had no idea about what was to come...
"Good morning, fuckers," the schizophrenic said to Jimmy's parents. They proceeded to GET NEKED and make out on the floor. "Fuckers, I am assigning you the task of... "getting rid"... of an Al-Qaida camp." He sipped (or rather, inhaled) his coke, pausing for half an hour to take in the beauty of the drug before resuming his speech. "Terrorism is bad for my business, and I require you two to take care of the task for me. There are nine Al-Qaida leaders in Cuba. You two are to fuck them all up. We already have the thumbs-up-in-my-ass approval from President Bush, thumbs-up-in-our-asses approval from the FBI, and I-don't-give-a-shit-about-thumbs-upping-you-guys-just-get-it-over-with-pronto approval from Cuba. We still have no approval from the major Al-Qaida leaders. Dismissed." Jimmy's parents GOT NOT NEKED and left the room.
On the way home, Martin, Jimmy's dad, said, "Martine, that was some good sex. Also, what do we do about Jimmy?" Martine proceeded to make out with Martin, get their car crashed, get sent to the hospital for twelve years, and finally, with their thumbs up their dicks, made their way to their own home. At this time, Jimmy had already graduated from college.
"Oh no!" Martine exclaimed. "What do we do with Jimmy while we're gone??!11///"
"It's simple," Martin responded. "We take Jimmy."
And so they went off on a journey like no other. Sitting on unicorns (for the element of surprise), Jimmy, Jimmy's parents, and 20 other extras who didn't matter went off... to go to a meeting with Al-Qaida.
Written by 41488p