|TROLLPASTA OF THE MONTH (September 2014)
NES SPONGEBOXXX CHAPTER 1&2 Earth & Mars
When I was a little dick nugget, the two things I loved the most in life were Weed, and NES games. But it never came.I liked SPONGEBOXXX so when SPONGEBOXXX:Trollpasta of Trollpastas came out it was like a sex dream cuming true. Well,almost. To cum it up most of the game revolved around getting through very reptitive PATRIXXX levels while smashing up things like hyper realistic PLANKTONXXX's and sea shit, and then fighting evil variations of patrick such as surprise patrick and LATRIXX. However after PATRIXXX's health bar was destroyed he would die. Which betrayed SPONGEBOXXX lore. Overall it was pretty fucking bad,but back then I did not care. When I got the game for my 134th birthday, I played with it,I slept with it,I fapped to it as much as I could.
Then I traded it for a shitty game called "Fuck-O-Tittysoaurus". Meaning I had to get my sex buddy Bootman Bill to see if he could find a copy of SPONGEBOXXX:Trollpasta of Trollpastas.
I was drugged up to play my favorite guilty pleasure game. It never even accured to me to ask were Bootman Bill found it. He also gave me some other games like the Legend of Link,Terriostman, and some stupid thing that was never released on the NES called Action 52,but SPONGEBOXXX had to come first.
So I started the game,and the cliche I...mean nostalgia feeling came flooding back like the great wave of 1996. SPONGEBOXXX's 64-bit theme song flooded through my uncompatible speakers and I was grinning like a idiot and then I wondered how could would it be if I had a system that would let me take impossible to take screenshots but then I realized that would be impossible for a NES and I would have to use a emulator but for the sake of defying physcis I choose not to.
Written by GamerRanger