|FAIL OF THE MONTH (October 2014)
I am Nobita Nobi. I live in Kawasaki, Japan, of the 1960s. I do really bad in tests and sports. I got a box from the girl I love, Shizuka. It came with a letter...
"Nobita-kun. This thing is eating me alive. It's some kind of robot. I'm writing this from the hospital. I'm temporaily vegetative, so I'm using Proloquo2Go on an iPad. My mum is helping me write this. The box of the thing that eat me alive is in the box. Love you so much, Shizu-chan"
Why would I open something that would make me vegetative? I wouldn't be so dumb. The box was a cardboard box, and the only writing on it was 「どファエもん」This was creeping me out but I opened it anyways... After I opened it, I found out it was... somekind of robotic cat, that was blue and without ears. I fiddled about with it's body anyways, trying to find the "On" switch. I pulled it's tail and it turned on. It said "Kon'nichiwa. Shukudai no tame ni naniwoshita ga hitsuyōna nodesu ka?" I said "Do homework" and it turned to my desk and started writing negative things like "Commiting suicide is good!" or "Fat people are idiots"
3 hours have passed and he is still writing negative things, like "Kill your teacher" and "Yo Momma is fat" In fact, he's nearly at the end of the jotter I was given by my teacher. I thought some random gibberish would work, so I said "Watashi o korosu" But then he repeated what I said. Suddenly, out of a pocket on his body, he got a knife...