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One day I was interneting on my computer, when a download link came up for A file I did not click on. The file was called “barley breathing.AVI”. Being a computer genius, I unplugged my anti-virus program and installed this mysterious file.

Before executing barley breathing, I looked it up on the google searcher, and found out that barley breathing was a game programmed from the ground up by one madman who lived in the woods without electricity. He committed suicide after he finished making the game.

I started playing the game. It was like Assassins Creed, but with better graphics.When I was getting into the murder simulator, the game’s main character suddenly died, and then Satan came onto the screen. He broke through the glass of the monitor, jumped out of the screen, and raped me to death with his 13 inch, literally burning cock! (that’s 66.6 centimeters if you’re an America hating, godless communist.)

They let me have a computer in hell so I could tell you all through this story that Christianity is the correct religion and that computers and video games are evil.

By the way, I’m not Jack Chick or Jack Thompson.

THE END

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