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How Not To Write A Trollpasta (ALL NEW USERS MUST READ)

  • Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

    This small guide will show you only one rule:

    Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

    If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

    You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

    So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


    P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

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    • Was Chris Rock in Independence Day or something?

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    • Axe2TheMax wrote:
      Was Chris Rock in Independence Day or something?


      Chris Rock is a comedian.

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    • Axe2TheMax wrote:
      Was Chris Rock in Independence Day or something?


      What does that have to do with anything?

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    • Givemepancakes wrote:
      [...] when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon)

      Two categories, actually, though they have a heavy overlap:

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    • LOLSKELETONS wrote:

      Givemepancakes wrote:
      [...] when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon)

      Two categories, actually, though they have a heavy overlap:


      What's sad is, most of those pastas are great compared to all those other trollpastas.

      What about making a new category called Troll Trying To Be Bad When It Sucks Enough To Be Just Plain Garbage

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    • MrBreada wrote:
      What about making a new category called Troll Trying To Be Bad When It Sucks Enough To Be Just Plain Garbage

      No, we delete those stories. They don't offer nearly as wide a palette of shit.

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    • I fully agree with this. It's hard finding actually-funny Trollpasta amidst all the endless trash. Heck, I can't even believe that Sturgeon's Law would apply to a wiki that's specifically devoted to crap, but apparently it does.

      And then, rather ironically seeing as this was just after this thread was posted, some immature little kid who obviously just discovered Trollpasta took it upon himself to turn a somewhat-decent (at least, by comparison, but that's admittedly not saying much) pasta into, as you quite accurately worded it, "an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX". I'm not sure which is a sadder fact: that he's wasting his (and other people's) time doing this, or that he actually thinks that he's being funny.

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    • I'm going to have to remember this new rule considering most of my previous articles were poorly spelled...

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    • ...So are Duh beavis and butthed theory!!! and Dora the Whorer "unacceptable" now?

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    • Muchacha wrote:
      ...So are Duh beavis and butthed theory!!! and Dora the Whorer "unacceptable" now?

      In my opinion, no, because at least I can read those two. A pasta like "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X" is not funny because you can't read it. Seriously. I don't think anyone can. I tried reading it, and i just couldn't, so I couldn't really call it funny or even amusing for that matter. That's what made it unfunny, not the fact that it had bad grammar, the fact that it was impossible to read due to it's overly bad grammar.

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    • I think that the Wiki needs a serious, urgent clean up and new rules to stop shitty trollpastas. It's annoying because the good ones that are being written are just being swarmed and ignored because of the thousands of shitty, unreadable grammar are taking them over. I admit, I used to make shit pastas too, but I am actually trying to write pastas that aren't just 'DEN PATRIXXX WAS DER HAPER RELESTIC BLUD AN I DIDED XX3143' now. The bad grammar joke is old and isn't funny because it's been done too many times. Creepypasta wiki deletes almost every Creepypasta that comes through, so I think we should also tighten up the rules. People seriously need to be more creative than just writing plain unreadable pastas that are trying to be funny.

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    • I noticed you cancelled a pasta I loved like nothing else, "TEANAGE MEATENT NANJI TOOTLEZ". I'm sad because that was amazingly funny.

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    • Givemepancakes wrote:

      MrBreada wrote:
      What about making a new category called Troll Trying To Be Bad When It Sucks Enough To Be Just Plain Garbage

      No, we delete those stories. They don't offer nearly as wide a palette of shit.

      Well, there is an Unfunny catergory.

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    • TheMoarKrabsSquirrel wrote:

      Givemepancakes wrote:

      MrBreada wrote:
      What about making a new category called Troll Trying To Be Bad When It Sucks Enough To Be Just Plain Garbage

      No, we delete those stories. They don't offer nearly as wide a palette of shit.

      Well, there is an Unfunny catergory.


      Then I vote we delete it.

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    • TheMoarKrabsSquirrel wrote:

      Givemepancakes wrote:

      MrBreada wrote:
      What about making a new category called Troll Trying To Be Bad When It Sucks Enough To Be Just Plain Garbage

      No, we delete those stories. They don't offer nearly as wide a palette of shit.

      Well, there is an Unfunny catergory.

      If you noticed, the Unfunny category can only be added by admins.

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    • Wait, I need to ask a question...does the wiki no longer allow any intentionally bad pastas, or do they only allow intentionally bad pastas that are actually funny?

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    • They don't allow most unfunny one sentences, they don't allow stories that are incomprehensible, No spam pastas either, so intentionally bad pastas might not make it.

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    • Givemepancakes wrote:

      TheMoarKrabsSquirrel wrote:

      Givemepancakes wrote:

      MrBreada wrote:
      What about making a new category called Troll Trying To Be Bad When It Sucks Enough To Be Just Plain Garbage

      No, we delete those stories. They don't offer nearly as wide a palette of shit.

      Well, there is an Unfunny catergory.


      Then I vote we delete it.

      The category is for pages that are not funny, but bring out humor. And it's a category for admins, so you can't delete it since it has purpose, and not abused by other users.

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    • "I look at Givemepancakes's icon" DEAR GOD, THAT FACE IS STARING INTO MY SOUL. IT'S CREEPY.

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    • Let's groinaworld wrote: "I look at Givemepancakes's icon" DEAR GOD, THAT FACE IS STARING INTO MY SOUL. IT'S CREEPY.

      RED HAS COME BACK FROM THE AFTERLIFE!

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    • OH NOES!

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    • "Makes duck like Vinesauce howtobasic noises" BOOH BOOH BOOH BOOH BOOH BO-

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    • EyepatchGuy wrote:
      I think that the Wiki needs a serious, urgent clean up and new rules to stop shitty trollpastas. It's annoying because the good ones that are being written are just being swarmed and ignored because of the thousands of shitty, unreadable grammar are taking them over. I admit, I used to make shit pastas too, but I am actually trying to write pastas that aren't just 'DEN PATRIXXX WAS DER HAPER RELESTIC BLUD AN I DIDED XX3143' now. The bad grammar joke is old and isn't funny because it's been done too many times. Creepypasta wiki deletes almost every Creepypasta that comes through, so I think we should also tighten up the rules. People seriously need to be more creative than just writing plain unreadable pastas that are trying to be funny.

      YES. LISTEN TO THIS GUY. YES. DO THIS. I LIKE THIS IDEA. THIS IDEA IS GOOD.

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    • Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

      This small guide will show you only one rule:

      Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

      If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

      You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

      So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


      P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

      He has no respect for EVIL PATRIXXX

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    • Can I write a short ironic story from a book I read, then give credit to the author of the story?

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    • 71.144.32.235 wrote:
      Can I write a short ironic story from a book I read, then give credit to the author of the story?


      Sure, go ahead.


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    • Thetrollpaster wrote:
      Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

      This small guide will show you only one rule:

      Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

      If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

      You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

      So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


      P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

      He has no respect for EVIL PATRIXXX


      No, no I don't.

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    • Mmm, kay.

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    • What about copypasta-esque stories?

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    • Those are fine.

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    • XXProValenciaXx wrote:
      They don't allow most unfunny one sentences, they don't allow stories that are incomprehensible, No spam pastas either, so intentionally bad pastas might not make it.

      Ah, I get it now. Thanks.

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    • Sack of Nuts wrote:
      TheMoarKrabsSquirrel wrote:

      Givemepancakes wrote:


      MrBreada wrote:
      What about making a new category called Troll Trying To Be Bad When It Sucks Enough To Be Just Plain Garbage

      No, we delete those stories. They don't offer nearly as wide a palette of shit.
      Well, there is an Unfunny catergory.

      Then I vote we delete it.

      Whatever...

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    • thank you for highlighting this. IMO we need to pay more attention to this post as some new trollpastas seriously don't

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    • btw you can use bad grammar for pastas as long as it adds to the humor

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    • SOMEGUY123 wrote:
      btw you can use bad grammar for pastas as long as it adds to the humor

      I thought so too, and this is true for any other trollpasta joke, such as EVIL PATRIXXX

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    • it's not my fault, that no one has a sense of humor!

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    • Oh, thank you for these new regulations! Now I can see more original writing here on this wonderful Wiki!

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    • Scheepybird wrote:
      Oh, thank you for these new regulations! Now I can see more original writing here on this wonderful Wiki!

      I have high hopes for this wiki.

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    • FillyBoSEKTOR wrote:
      Scheepybird wrote:
      Oh, thank you for these new regulations! Now I can see more original writing here on this wonderful Wiki!
      I have high hopes for this wiki.


      Indeed

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    • I'm actually glad this is getting talked about. Especially when I can read one trollpasta and read another and not know the difference between the two. Not literally, of course, but still.

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    • Is this good enough? (cue shameless self promotion) le pasta

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    • Excellent. Now I can focus on making properly written TPs which fit in, as opposed to junky stuff which unfortunately blends in with the rest of the crowd.

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    • SOMEGUY123
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      wat

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    • I think there should be more bait and switch pastas. Those ones have amazing punchline endings. Old News for an example is one of my favorite bait and switches. (its on the creepypasta wiki under the trollpasta section)

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    • The whole idea of trollpasta is to intentionally make it bad. If you want to use improper grammar, go ahead, also, there are no rules for trollpasta, just do what you want

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    • Bononoz2 wrote: The whole idea of trollpasta is to intentionally make it bad. If you want to use improper grammar, go ahead, also, there are no rules for trollpasta, just do what you want

      Unfortunately most people can't write something which is both complete shit and funny at the same time

      Turns out doing that requires at least some degree of talent

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    • Aren't my stories considered "complete shit"?.

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    • Woah people are still commenting on this shit.

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    • Would my Blu Razberri Starburt stories be deleted? They don't have the best of grammar, except the origin story

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    • So does that mean if a few admins find it unfunny, but the community do, does that qualify as 'unfunny' or what

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    • Skepolo wrote:
      So does that mean if a few admins find it unfunny, but the community do, does that qualify as 'unfunny' or what

      The only things that are being deleted are basically spam and/or cancer

      Shit like MLG pastas ("420 blaze it" and that kind of thing), NSFW pastas (except for ones that are actually funny and/or not too extreme), Sonic.exe ripoffs (what is this, 2013?), and Shrek is Love parodies.

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    • LOLSKELETONS wrote:

      Skepolo wrote:
      So does that mean if a few admins find it unfunny, but the community do, does that qualify as 'unfunny' or what

      The only things that are being deleted are basically spam and/or cancer

      Shit like MLG pastas ("420 blaze it" and that kind of thing), NSFW pastas (except for ones that are actually funny and/or not too extreme), Sonic.exe ripoffs (what is this, 2013?), and Shrek is Love parodies.


      So original trollpastas that do not have relations to these things are accepted? Looks good.

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    • Finally! These were stupid

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    • Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Thetrollpaster wrote:
      Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

      This small guide will show you only one rule:

      Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

      If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

      You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

      So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


      P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

      He has no respect for EVIL PATRIXXX

      No, no I don't.


      BANNED Oppose OPPOSE -

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    • Skrillsisdroppin wrote:

      Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Thetrollpaster wrote:
      Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

      This small guide will show you only one rule:

      Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

      If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

      You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

      So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


      P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

      He has no respect for EVIL PATRIXXX

      No, no I don't.


      BANNED Oppose OPPOSE -

      JK

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    • Skepolo
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      that didn't turn out correctly nvm
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      BANNED Oppose OPPOSE -

      JK


      What


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    • Newfags are still doing this :/

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    • Behold, my new Avatar! 

      Also, holy bejeebus, people are stil commenting on this?
      The Psycho Face

      My new Avatar. -Bunboon

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    • Let's groinaworld wrote:
      Behold, my new Avatar!  Also, holy bejeebus, people are stil commenting on this?
      The Psycho Face

      My new Avatar. -Bunboon

      I just noticed your avatar kind of resembles a face.

      At first I thought it was two portals and bloody tissue airplane under it. 

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    • Let's groinaworld wrote:
      Behold, my new Avatar!  Also, holy bejeebus, people are stil commenting on this?
      The Psycho Face

      My new Avatar. -Bunboon






      It's like the first time I played Portal 2.

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    • The previous one WAS a face, but it was rather poorly drawn in MSPaint. I redrew it in MSPaint with my better drawing skills(my previous drawings were based by Doraemon's art style, and let's just say the "style" was crap, so I discarded the poor style), and made it look more of a face. It was partially inspired by the fictional character Jeff The Killer (this explains the psycho expression).

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    • Also, remember to add categories.

      You don't know how many new Trollpastas are missing categories.

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    • Oh, sorry. Got kinda dragged from the real topic there.

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    • Let's groinaworld wrote:
      The previous one WAS a face, but it was rather poorly drawn in MSPaint. I redrew it in MSPaint with my better drawing skills(my previous drawings were based by Doraemon's art style, and let's just say the "style" was crap, so I discarded the poor style), and made it look more of a face. It was partially inspired by the fictional character Jeff The Killer (this explains the psycho expression).

      But... Jeff the Killer sucks.... 

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    • Scheepybird wrote:
      Let's groinaworld wrote:
      The previous one WAS a face, but it was rather poorly drawn in MSPaint. I redrew it in MSPaint with my better drawing skills(my previous drawings were based by Doraemon's art style, and let's just say the "style" was crap, so I discarded the poor style), and made it look more of a face. It was partially inspired by the fictional character Jeff The Killer (this explains the psycho expression).
      But... Jeff the Killer sucks.... 

      So does Doraemon.

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    • Sykokillah wrote:
      Scheepybird wrote:
      Let's groinaworld wrote:
      The previous one WAS a face, but it was rather poorly drawn in MSPaint. I redrew it in MSPaint with my better drawing skills(my previous drawings were based by Doraemon's art style, and let's just say the "style" was crap, so I discarded the poor style), and made it look more of a face. It was partially inspired by the fictional character Jeff The Killer (this explains the psycho expression).
      But... Jeff the Killer sucks.... 
      So does Doraemon.

      So does this joke, because there isn't one.


      I know I'm a little late to comment on this, but I always try to make my TPs as funny as possible. So when I see another TP that's actually funny, it makes me happy to know that I'm not one of the only people trying to actually be funny. Pastas like, "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X" were like my first few: unfunny and hard to read.

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    • Back to the topic.....

      How are the Wikia Contributor tweens learn and not be unoriginal, like the author of "ZOMB IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 HAX"?

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    • Let's groinaworld wrote:
      Back to the topic.....

      How are the Wikia Contributor tweens learn and not be unoriginal, like the author of "ZOMB IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 HAX"?





      They assume shit, trollpasta = FREEPASTA XDDDD to them.


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    • Skepolo
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      Fuck, it doesn't work
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      Skepolo wrote:
      Let's groinaworld wrote:
      Back to the topic.....

      How are the Wikia Contributor tweens learn and not be unoriginal, like the author of "ZOMB IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 HAX"?



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    • YourMurderer
      YourMurderer removed this reply because:
      Piece of shit, didn't even show what I typed.
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      Let's groinaworld wrote:
      Back to the topic.....

      How are the Wikia Contributor tweens learn and not be unoriginal, like the author of "ZOMB IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 HAX"?


      Any trollpasta that says anything like ZOMG TEH BLUUDZ! should get deleted, and when they get all butthurt, they're told to be original.


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    • What about stories that just randomly cross over everything possible into a story with decent grammar and a actual plot. Like 'Jeef the Killer' for instance

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    • Or SLIPPING KEEF?

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    • Morgan Kingsley wrote:
      What about stories that just randomly cross over everything possible into a story with decent grammar and a actual plot. Like 'Jeef the Killer' for instance


      Those are allowed, since they're not being serious. If they are, and its bad, then it gets deleted.


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    • SOMEGUY123
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      Lol, I found a wikia called "Worse-Than-Trollpasta Wiki". If anyone wants to post shit even this wiki wouldn't except, go there.

      Heerz da lynk!!!1!: http://worsethantrollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Worse-Than-Trollpasta_Wiki

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    • SOMEGUY123
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      founded not found

      Sorry xD

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    • What does it mean if a trollpasta is cancer?

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    • RobWalker wrote:
      What does it mean if a trollpasta is cancer?

      That's just another way of saying tremendously unfunny

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    • why is this thread still open

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    • Skepolo wrote: why is this thread still open

      stop fucking closing it

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    • re-highlighted because dozens of shitpastas are being uploaded every day

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    • This should be required reading every time someone creates an account.

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    • Grizzly Bear wrote:
      This should be required reading every time someone creates an account.

      I second that.

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    • Blu Jerry wrote:

      I second that.

      Like I said, if there's any way to intergrate it into the welcome to the wiki default message it would probably save the modrators a lot of time deleting shitpastas.

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    • Grizzly Bear wrote:

      Blu Jerry wrote:

      I second that.

      Like I said, if there's any way to intergrate it into the welcome to the wiki default message it would probably save the modrators a lot of time deleting shitpastas.

      Or not. Most new users dont give a damn about the standards and overall guidelines, at first.

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    • Grizzly Bear wrote:

      Blu Jerry wrote:

      I second that.

      Like I said, if there's any way to intergrate it into the welcome to the wiki default message it would probably save the modrators a lot of time deleting shitpastas.

      I'm planning on doing that sometime in the near future after more articles like Trollpasta_Wiki:Writing_a_Trollpasta:_Do's_and_Don'ts and Trollpasta_Wiki:Trollpasta_Clichés are written

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    • Bliming Redshire wrote:

      Grizzly Bear wrote:

      Blu Jerry wrote:

      I second that.

      Like I said, if there's any way to intergrate it into the welcome to the wiki default message it would probably save the modrators a lot of time deleting shitpastas.

      Or not. Most new users dont give a damn about the standards and overall guidelines, at first.

      That is true, most won't give a shit about it anyways. But it will still be nice to have on the front page of the wiki.

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    • Are you saying that my two MASTERPIECES aren't funny?

      (They're not.)

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    • Why was I blocked

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    • Probably because you were being annoying and you once wanted and tried to shut us down.

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    • I didn't even do anything I didn't try to shot your down How dare you

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    • I just wanted to be friends

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    • Ginnyharry4ever wrote:
      I just wanted to be friends

      Quit derailing this thread or you're going to be banned from the main site too

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    • Why was I blocked

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    • Holy shit, never thought I'd see the trollpasta Wiki being serious. Anyways, I like that this is here, hopefully it'll help writers get better.


      Just realized how stupid my username is. I need to change it.

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    • Wow. This is good. I never write a trollpasta unless I have a clear idea of what I want to write. I never want my trollpastas to be the same shit I encounter all the time on here. Hopefully everyone reads this.

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    • awesome thx :) i could definitely use this ;)

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    • Rehighlight?

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    • Okay. I'll try my best.

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    • How do i upload Trollpastas anyway?

      I don't see a handy-dandy upload button/link/spot anywhere

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    • NoIZ000 wrote:
      How do i upload Trollpastas anyway?

      I don't see a handy-dandy upload button/link/spot anywhere

      Special:CreatePage

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    • Thank you!

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    • Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

      This small guide will show you only one rule:

      Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

      If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

      You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

      So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


      P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

      Dontcha think we should have a categorie dedicated to children?

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    • Gabemakestherains wrote:
      Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

      This small guide will show you only one rule:

      Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

      If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

      You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

      So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


      P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

      Dontcha think we should have a categorie dedicated to children?

      You would be the leader of this category.

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    • I know. and i accept it.

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    • XXProValenciaXx wrote:
      Gabemakestherains wrote:
      Sack of Nuts wrote:
      Hello, new user. As you probably know, trollpasta is meant to be a parody of scary stories. However, lately a few of the other admins and I have noticed that some people don't seem to quite grasp that concept. So I've made a guide.

      This small guide will show you only one rule:

      Making the story bad does not make it automatically funny.

      If you just write an unreadable all-caps story with poop jokes and EVIL PATRIXXX, that's just plain unoriginal. They add nothing to parody the CPW and overall are just clutter. Take, for example, the story "ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X", a story I deleted for being complete shite, but I will leave up as an example of what not to do. You can search on it right now.

      You should see from the title that the reader has intentionally made the title hard to read, to parody trollpastas. But here's the thing: The point of satire is to mix criticism with humor. But making the story look juvenille with bad spelling and grammar just makes it irritating to read, not to mention we've all seen it before. You need to think of something actually entertaining besides bad grammar. Imagine if Chris Rock or George Carlin started doing all their stand-up routines in a really annoying whiny voice. Everyone would either be too focused trying to decipher what they would be saying to hear the genius, or just stop watching them out of frustration. (Yeah I know George Carlin is dead.)

      So yeah that's pretty much it. Seems simple, but you'd be surprised at how many people fuck up on this. Stories like ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X bring down this wiki as a community of immature tweens who like being "lol so random", and trust me, when even the head bureucrat of the wiki only reads from one category on the whole wiki, that says a lot. (Source on this coming soon) I hope these hints will help change our status on the CPW. Have fun!


      P.S: If you see a pasta get deleted for violating these rules, it will be deleted for reason "Unfunny".

      Dontcha think we should have a categorie dedicated to children?
      You would be the leader of this category.

      SPEEELLLLIING MISSSSSSTAKKKEEEESSSSS

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    • How often nowadays do new trollpasta writers keep on posting stories with HIL-LAIR-EE-US KAPZ-LOCK, SPELLIN MS. STEAKS, UND SUK GRAMMER?

      I feel like it should make common sense to not post unreadable stories even for noobies.

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    • Because the majority of Wikia users are VGCP idiots and underaged children who lie at their age.

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    • RobWalker wrote:
      How often nowadays do new trollpasta writers keep on posting stories with HIL-LAIR-EE-US KAPZ-LOCK, SPELLIN MS. STEAKS, UND SUK GRAMMER?

      I feel like it should make common sense to not post unreadable stories even for noobies.

      On the first point, not often AFAIK. And what DOES get posted normally gets removed quickly for being a ALLCAPS unreadable mess.


      And you underestimate the power of kids who have the summer off.

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    • Blu Jerry wrote:
      RobWalker wrote:
      How often nowadays do new trollpasta writers keep on posting stories with HIL-LAIR-EE-US KAPZ-LOCK, SPELLIN MS. STEAKS, UND SUK GRAMMER?

      I feel like it should make common sense to not post unreadable stories even for noobies.

      On the first point, not often AFAIK. And what DOES get posted normally gets removed quickly for being a ALLCAPS unreadable mess.


      And you underestimate the power of kids who have the summer off.


      The longer and longer I live, the more I realize that I have too much faith in humanity.

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    • How Can I Submit a story? (sorry if I am stupid and should've read the comments)

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    • Crimson723 wrote:
      How Can I Submit a story? (sorry if I am stupid and should've read the comments)

      Scroll to the top, press contribute, click add a page and have fun with that.

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    • DO NOT INSULT PATRICXXX!!!!

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    • can our story be a dark comedy?

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    • Spring4000 wrote:
      can our story be a dark comedy?

      Probably yes

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    • thank dogg

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    • i made a blog since i need help

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    • ive already made a story that has been deleted on the creepypasta and spinpasta wiki

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    • i know its not really that good so that more than justifies it

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    • i wanna go a whole new route

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    • StevieGLiverpool wrote:
      Spring4000 wrote:
      can our story be a dark comedy?
      Probably yes

      alright just comment to me a few suggestions on my blog post,and thank

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    • Can someone please comment some suggestions on my blog post?

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    • SOMEGUY123
      SOMEGUY123 removed this reply because:
      06:06, January 5, 2017
      This reply has been removed

      Q

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    • Jesus, this comment section is STILL going?

      Wow.

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    • Let's groinaworld wrote: Jesus, this comment section is STILL going?

      Wow.

      No, you restarted the damn thing.

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    • Welp.

      Here I am again on my own

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    • Derpyspaghetti wrote: Welp.

      Here I am again on my own

      Uh try the shitpost forum.

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    • There's a forum for that?

      • an evil smile creeps across his face*
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    • Derpyspaghetti wrote: There's a forum for that?

      • an evil smile creeps across his face*

      Don't remember the shitpost thread?

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    • You can always try chat, as well.

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    • nice dogg

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    • George caplin is more dead than my shitty Creepyfanficporn ... and my youtube career combined

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    • okay

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    • 77.88.47.48
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