After eight straight hours of battling each other, the furries and bronies had Jeff and his fans beat; they then used a Ouija board to consult the ghost of Theodore Roosevelt and ask for his help in ridding the world of Mary Sues once and for all.
Suddenly, there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Rule 34 to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with the shadows and darkness.
"W-why did you do this to me?" one of them asked with their dying breath, Batman turned to face them like a hunter towering over wounded prey "Because I'm Batman." was the last thing they would hear before being engulfed in everlasting darkness.
The Batmen all merged together to become BatJesus, with their combined intellect they journeyed across time and space, merging with the Batman of each universe until they became the ultimate Batman. BatGod.
I think you're a retarded, unwanted faggotty 11 year old little fuckup piece of shitass that only knows the word friendship from MLP porn clips, spams cancerous autistic memes, has a fidget spinner collection and thinks me for a SJW, which i, as a cisgendered white male am not. Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28.
Anyways, batman killed the skeleteleteton and banned him from mineplex
Well that escalated quickly. Hey maybe fucking chill.
1. I don't watch MLP because it's shit
2. I don't think you're an SJW because this isn't Tumblr
3. I am acutally not 11, so fail.
4. Once again. fucking chill. Get some anger management dude. I was just messing around about some vidya games so you don't need go into fucking rage mode like the 11 year old you think I am. Also, I didn't even click on that youtube link so whatever it was I don't give two shits.
Oh yeah and then Batman was demoted on mineplex for abusing his admin rights
Batman went to find the culprit, who turned out to be Jeff the Killer, who was actually a Batman fanboy. Jeff was found getting the shit beat out of him by Robin and covered in hyper realistic bruises.
2) Then why did you want to "trigger" me with a completely inane post in a pityful attempt to be a troll like the big boys?
3) No reaction to the whole "fidget spinner thing"?
4) I'm not a peruvian having discovered weed. If you would see me in rage mode, its would end in getting me banned permanently for "mental abuse and major cyberbullying" with a visit from the police. There's rules in life, you know. One of them is: "Don't mess with shit you don't know".
Having said that, i would be more than happy to end the argument right here, with the latter sentence as punchline. Have a good day.
and then EVIL PATRIXX came and used his divine powers to put all the DC characters back in their correct universe while Bubba was still SUPER HYPER MEGA ULTRA REALTISICALLY BLEADING SUPER HYPER MEGA ULTRA REALISTIC BLLLLUUUDDDZZ
However EVIL PATRIXXX killing another EVIL PATRIXXX created a paradox that ended up fucking up the multiverse until the Dr. from Dr. Who shouwed up and fixed everything. Also it was all HYPER REALISTIC