so like i am a relly cool giy that dancs and stuff and you r not go ing to beeleeve this but i saw a guy and he looked maaaaaaaaaad to i gave him a hugf then a eated me and im now in his tummy posting this (yes i brought my cp to hiz tummy) i tink im go ing to die now, OH NOES HE EETED A NOTHER GUY AHHHHHHHHHHH THE GUY FELL ON MY LAPTOp AND BROKE It AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH waet haouw am i nmaking dis nouiw oh well, OH NO IM BEE ING POOPEDEDEDEDED OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ew im an a toylet and i beeing fluched now a im in a weard dementin and theres demenon things everywere i runing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then i woke up in my house oh pewh it was a dreem ah poop i was dreeming, so i got a wafle but insteed of me eeting the wafle aai got eeted by da waffle ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and now im ded, i am posting this with a broken laptop covered with poop in heaven the end.
Note: As having a degree in Idiotoligy, Me, Dr. Guest, am going to translate this into english.
Translation: So, like I am a really cool guy that dances and stuff and you are not going to believe this but I saw a guy and he looked mad too, and I gave him a hug for no reason and then he ate me and I'm now in his guts posting this (Yes I brought my Computer to his Stomach) I think I'm going to die now, and OH NO he ate another guy! THE GUY FELL ON MY COMPUTER AND BROKE IT! What how am I making this now? Oh well. OH NO I'M BEING POOPED OUT! Ew, I'm in a toilet and I'm being flushed. Now I'm in a weird demention and theres demon things everywhere! I'm running! And then I woke up in my house. Oh phew, it was a dream. So I get myself some breakfast, but instead of my waffle being eaten, I got eaten by the waffle even though that's not logicaly possible in any way. And look, I did from being inlogically eaten by the waffle who doesn't even have a mouth or digestive system. I am now posting this with a broken laptop in heaven, although I should be in Hell for making such a horrible creepy pasta.