Everyone who makes a trollpasta with intentionally shitty spelling (Not TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD bad, I mean every friggin pasta here) will have their throat slit by Auntie Oblit, who rises from her bed in the bisexual whorehouse when she hears the tap-tap-tap of users who are doing so with their cum-encrusted fingers.

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