The owl began to eat the lollipop, and just as it was finishing the boy picked up a blunt object--a baseball bat--previously abandoned by the tree by someone. He then proceeded to bludgeon the owl to near death. As he stood over the owl, he said one simple thing...
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop..?"
He stomped the owl's head in, killing it.
"The world must never know..."
by - OfficialUboa