Well fear no more! We are a new government agency specifically designed to detect and destroy every creepypasta known to man! Jeff? No problem! Slenderman? Easy! Zalgo? Maybe... anyways, we are here to protect and serve, observe and absolve. Just call us at 1-800-TROLLINMAJOR and we will murder any creepypasta threatening you!
our latest catch
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