Once upon a time there was a Moose this moose had juice that was called MooseJuice . He was on his way to his mother's house to have dinner for the evening. He thought he could hear something moving slowly behind him so he suddenly stopped and listened carefully. He didn't hear a thing so he continued on. He was passing through a tunnel when suddenly a slow moving train was coming at him. You could say it was a Sloshedtrain . The moose dropped his MooseJuice and slipped and fell. When he awoke the SlothedTrain blew it's loud whistle and scared the crap out of the moose. The moose hasn't been seen since that day.