Spongebob: The Magic Conchshell!
Squidward: Oh great! We'are gonna die out here with nothing to do but use that spikey thing as toilet paper!
Spongebob: Squidward, that's not the meaning of the conch!
Squidward: FINE! What CAN we use it for?
PATRIXXX: RAEPING YOU CONCH FOUCKERS!
Spongebob & Squidward: AHHHHH!
And then Patrixxx raeped them to death and then a skeleton popped out and killed me.
Written by Daniel14645