In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the universe and Teh Mudkipz.
But if he then firmly grabs your cock, you will be teleported to an episode of Dragon Ball Z. It will be the one with Cell, about to Shoop Goku. You MUST then close your eyes, focus all of your power to your mouth, and then scream "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!" If your power level is OVER 9000, Vegeta will crush his scouter, screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" resulting in totalfail, which in turn will make Cell fire the Royal Rainbow, causing him to implode also from the totalfail.
Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge erect penis. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to suck your kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and FALCON KICK him. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.
Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of Win, or be cast into the anus of Goatse, forever being raped with fail and the horrors of Meatspin until your death. The Lords of Lulz will then descend and begin to play Stairway To Heaven. Listen to the entire song, and during the solo, scream "SHOOP DA POOP" and soil yourself. Then become erect and force the Lords of Lulz into giving you BJ's, and they will pleasure you.
You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.
This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP, when the time comes?