I think I have an obsession with The Fresh Prince of Bel Air's theme-song. I already wrote about two or three parodies or whatever you call them of it. The most recent one I wrote, however, is one I like to call "The Fresh Jeff of Killer". It's about, you guessed it, Jeff the Killer. I couldn't post it as an article, so I thought I should post it here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the lyrics for The Fresh Jeff of Killer...
Now this is a story,
All about how my life got flipped-turned upside-down,
And I'd like to take a minute,
Just sit right there,
I'll you all about why I kill people and don't care.
In some unknown town I was born and raised,
Somewhere is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
Doing something else outside of school.
When a couple of guys,
Who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and got burned up bad,
My brother said "Man, you look so bad."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said "DEATH" and had knives in the mirror,
If anything I could say "That cab is rare,"
But I thought Man, forget it, "I'm gonna kill you and I don't care."
I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8,
I yelled to the dead cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later,"
I looked at the house,
I was finally there,
To kill someone else and really not care.