ONCE, UPON A TIME...
I was about to make a fancy dinner for my family when I disovered that all the glassware in the kitchen had been smashed! I heard a sound like sharp metal scraping on the floor mixed with the sound of two wine glasses being pinged together. I turned around and there was the Broken Glass Beast! I took a hammer out of Dad's toolbox and charged towards it with murderous intent, but it farted in my general direction and took off.
Written by Furbearingbrick.