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OK ONE TIME I WAS EATING CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP BECAUSE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP IS THE SHIT, WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE, A FLASHDRIVE FELL IN MY SOUP AND I CRIED BECAUSE IT WAS SCARY. I WENT UP STAIRS AND I LOGGED ON AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING ON THE COMPUTER CALLED EVILSATAN.PNG.JPG.WMV.MP3.EXE.COM. I CLICKED IT AND VIDEOS OF MURDERS AND DEATHS AND HOW THEY MAKE FOOD IN MCDONALDS AND I WAS SO SCARED BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I DIDN'T PUT THE FLASHDRIVE IN AND THIS WAS JUST MY STUFF. I PUT IT IN AND THERE WAS THIS VIDEO AND IT WAS ALL STATIC BUT I AM A HACKER SO PUT IT IN MSPAINT AND THAT FIXED IT. THE VIDEO WAS OF A CARDIO WORKOUT AND IT WAS SCARY BECAUSE THE MAN WAS YELLING! HE SAID STUFF LIKE "PUMP YOUR LEGS!" AND "WE'RE GONNA DO JUMPING JACKS FOR 15 SECONDS" AND HE ONLY GAVE 5 SECOND WATER BREAKS. I CALLED THE COPS AND THEY COULDN'T FIND HIM BUT EVERY NIGHT WHEN I'M IN BED I SEE HIM IN MY ROOM AND HE JUST DOES CARDIO WORKOUTS ON MY BED AND SOMETIMES HE STEPS ON MY LEG AND IT HURTS.

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