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There was once a boy named Ted Manson, on day at school Ted had to take a shit it was a big one Ted was proud and was prepared to wipe his ass until he realised
THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER
Ted just sat at the toilet calling for help but no one could hear him, he tried calling the cops but his phone fell into a conveniently located glass and water, he died three days later, some say you can still hear Ted moaning "There's no toilet paper, I need some toilet paper...seriously this isnt funny I need some toilet paper"