When I was 8 years old, this happened to me, I will never eat a sandwich again thanks to this tale
It was lunchtime in my school. For lunch I had a sandwich. When I toke a bite I felt a stab.
The sandwich stabbed me!
I went down to the school nurse instantly and she healed my cut. I needed to use to the bathroom so I went to use the bathroom.
In the bathroom the sandwich was there with knife covered in ketchup. The sandwich stabbed me in the balls.