When I was 8 years old, this happened to me, I will never eat a sandwich again thanks to this tale

It was lunchtime in my school. For lunch I had a sandwich. When I toke a bite I felt a stab.

The sandwich stabbed me!

I went down to the school nurse instantly and she healed my cut. I needed to use to the bathroom so I went to use the bathroom.

In the bathroom the sandwich was there with knife covered in ketchup. The sandwich stabbed me in the balls.


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