I went in there,it was really really dark (no shit Sherlock!),i could barely see anything.Everything i hear in there was the screaming of:"Help!""Get me out of here!","WHO ATE THE LAST PIE", and "You did...". So i proceeded to exploring it just to find pies,pancakes,gold,insert random thing here.I was happy with what i got so i went back.But,as i was walking,i saw a shadow,it looked horrifying,wait,ITS GOING AFTER ME!Its a...HALF EATEN COOKIE?!I started running,for some reason,whatever speed i go,it becomes faster as i do,i thought i was doomed,but i got hungry so i ate it! And,PARTY AT MY HOUSE! Its for 2 reasons:i managed to survive and...THE SCHOOL BLEW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of the STOREH:Cookies are evil,especially half eaten and holding a shankening device and having an angry poorly drawn face.If you find a half eaten cookie thats holding a shankening device and having an angry poorly drawn face,call EVIL PATRIXXXXX. (his number 666-666-666-666-666-666-666-666-777)