Santa doesn’t care if you’re naughty or nice. He just wants to eat your soul.
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout; I’m telling you why! Santa Claus is hunting you down.
He’s making a list; he’s checking it twice. He doesn’t care if you’re naughty or nice. Santa Claus is hunting us down.
He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve sinned or not. Lock your doors for fuck’s sake! Hey!
Oh! You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout; I’m telling you why! Santa Claus is killing you now.
Santa Claus is eating us now.
Credited to Jabronis