Ok so i was an intern at Moocroserft. Then i saw a file, it was called SCAT.exe. I opened it and "I'm a Scatman" by Scatman John blasted through the speakers. Epic fail flashed on the screen and i had a Sezuire. The next morning, while eating Letter soup, (In a soupcan, of course.) suddenly, the letters turned into something... Scat....Man....Exe... Suddenly, i started bursting out "I'm a Scatman." And ran around naked going "BEEEBOPBEEEBABOPBOP, BABOPBABEBOP" Over and over and i got arrested for public nudity. I went to my cell. And i listened to the radio. You never guess what came on? .
. . . . . . . Justin Bieber. I died of Bieber poison. .... HAHHAHA just kiddin' this Pasta aint' ending yet!
So, as i was saying. Scatman came on, so then i screamed at the bars 'BEEEBOOPPBEEBABOP." So i got tazered and put in a padded cell. Then i heard Scatman in my head. Then i blew up. Le bloody freakin' end.