Alright, yo. Listen to this shit. This fucking bullshit was the scariest thing I've ever experienced in my entire motheflippin' life. Fuckin' games, yo. Fuckin' evil games. Evil gaaaames.
Anyway, I was playin' Pokemon, ya know? I love playin' Pokemon and stuff. It's like, the first game I've ever played or some shit.
scary fuckin' bullshit happened, fuckin' fucky fuckity fuck fuck.
And, so, like, and... YO.
Blood was like, everywhere, ya know?
And my Pokemon was all like "IMMA KILL YOU, BITCH." and I'm like "YO, WHAT THE FUCK?"
And then I continued playing because I'm a dumb shit. And dude, like, this it totally real.
Oak was all like "I HATE MY GRANDSON!" and Blue or Gary, or asshole-douche-bastard-dick was like "ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST." and everything was all normal and shit, ya know?
Oh my fuckin' god.
My Pokemon apparently killed everyone while I took a massive shit. That shit was so intense that I dropped my Gameboy on the floor. Because when I picked up my Gameboy, everyone was on the ground in the game, and like, there was REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE. HOLY SHIT.
I MEAN, HOLY GOOOOOD.
AND MY POKEMON HAD BRIGHT RED EYES.
AND MY POKEMON WERE CRYIN' BLOOD. MOTHERFUCKIN' BLOOD.
AND THEN MY POKEMON POPPED OUT OF THE GAME WHILE I WAS MASTURBATING AND CHOPPED MY DICK OFF.
THEN I DIED.
TOTALLY REAL. LIKE. LEGIT.
BLOOD MAKES EVERYTHING FUCKIN' SCARY!
Oh, by the way, you're dead too.
I don't know why, but I personally don't give a fuck.
Credited to MaybeMaybeNot