Most likely you have heard about or seen Regular Show. Well, the truth is that it's all just a lie. Mordecai is actually Mort (death) Decay. And Rigby is Rigger Mortis (The process of decaying) B (like a test subject, like test subject a and b) . Skips has a disease he was born with which disables his ability to walk. Pops is infact a super genius and his brain and brain cells take up most of the inside of his head, (LIKE NORMAL, BUT HYPER REALISTIC.) Muscleman is a zombie. High five ghost was a baby who was born in London, England, but he was a deformed baby with only a head, brain, and heart which was also in his head. A small arm stuck out of the top of his head. The doctors had to get rid of him as he would suffer for eternity if he lived. So he is a ghost. Benson is infact Binson because he was thrown away by his parents. (Bin-son. He got thrown in the trash bin. Geddit?) The new goat who is on the show (i forgot his name) is Satan in a goat costume. Death is, well death. J.G. Quintel stands for Jeffthekiller Got. Jeffthekiller got Quintel. AAH.
Joking, guys. did you really think this is true? Probably not.
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Enfurating! You're still here.
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Die! I HATE YOU! ^ READ THE FIRST LETTER OF THAT POEM. IF I WROTE THE TRUTH CARTOON NETWORK WOULD KILL ME.