Once upon a time, there was a person surfing the internet, who shall be anonymous. He came across a website called get.rekt, and when he got on it, his computer crashed. He was forced to wipe it clean. When he loaded it back up, obamacare.exe showed up on his computer. Upon opening it, a picture of Obama showed up, and the guy passed out, and never woke up. He was diagnosed with Illuminati and cancer. A sad day for that guy.
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