Disclaimer.Edit

This is a TROLL. a Horible TROLL. I know how to write a good one. I know how to fix grammar. i just made it for giggles, Hope you get a good laugh too!

THEH PASTARZEdit

1 DAEH MISTAR SCAREH PAUNTS ATHE A ICRAMOONE A SKRELETRON POOPED OUHT THAN I GAUGHT OHN MAI SQUARULAR PHAONE AUND HAE SAYD WHEOH WUZ PHUNE AUND THAN POKEMANZ ELEVECTAR VOLLTLTED MEH THAN I DYD A RETURAL TO SUMMEN A PI, THAN 666 SKELETRANS PAPEED OHUT, THAN THA ELL KUILLED EM SLVES AN IT WUZ CAULED GUUD BAI JIMME 3 BOOOTS THAN EZ WUZ FIRARED FRAM MAH INTRARED SHUIP. THAN A MEEROR PAUPED OHUT,

Translated,Edit

One day Mr.Scary Pants ate a icecream cone and then a skeleton poped out, Then I gaught on my square phone he said "who was phone?". And then a Pokemon Lightning Bolted me, then I did a ritual to summon a pie, then 666 skeletons popped out. Then they all killed them selves and it was called "Good Bye Jimmy Three Boots.". Then I was fired from my internship. Then a mirror popped out.