There be a vizzle on YallTube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, yo big-ass booty is ghon find nothing. Da few times you find something, all yo big-ass booty is ghon peep be a 20 second vizzle of a playa starin intently at you, expressionless, then grinnin fo' tha last 2 seconds. Da background is undefined.
This is only part of tha actual vizzle.
Da full vizzle lasts 2 minutes, n' was removed by YallTube afta 153 playas whoz ass viewed tha vizzle gouged up they eyes n' mailed dem ta YallTube’s main crib up in San Bruno. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Said playas had also committed suicizzle up in various ways. Well shiiiit, it aint yet known how tha fuck they managed ta mail they eyes afta gougin dem out. Da cryptic inscription they carve on they forearms has not yet been deciphered.
YallTube will periodically put up tha straight-up original gangsta 20 secondz of tha vizzle ta quell suspicions, so dat playas aint gonna go look fo' tha real thang n' upload dat shit. Da vizzle itself was only viewed by one YallTube staff member, whoz ass started beatboxin afta 45 seconds. This playa is now under constant sedation n' be apparently unable ta recall what tha fuck da perved-out muthafucka saw. Da other playas whoz ass was up in tha same room as his ass while he viewed it n' turned off tha vizzle fo' his ass say dat all they heard all up in tha time was a high pitched drillin sound. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! None of dem dared peep tha screen.
Da thug whoz ass uploaded tha vizzle was never found, tha IP address bein non-existant fo' realz. And tha playa up in tha vizzle has never been identified.
There is nuff muthafuckin versionz of tha Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vizzle circulatin tha web. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some playas claim ta still feel strange afta watchin it yo, but not a god damn thang wack comez of dat shit.