Hello. My name is gay and I worked as a stripper at Nickelodeon Studios. I usually get to watch episodes days before they air. Once, me and several co-workers got to view a new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before it aired. Usually, there are comical titles to the episodes, sort of work realated chuckles, like a title would have a fake title like "PATRIXXX" instead of "Spongebob." So, when we saw the title was "PATRIXX," we shrugged it off and continued with the episode. It started with Rebecca Black singing. Suddenly, the characters vajayjays got hyper-realistic. It was amazing. Then, PATRIXXX killed everybody with a spoon. I was so scared, I jizzed myself and one of the interns masturbated out of the room. Then, a quick picture lasted one frame, so we had to rewind the tape, where we saw a trollpasta. It was scareh. It was so scareh, I jizzed myself again, and we continued with the episode. Then, we heard screaming, and PATRIXXX was holding a spoon, then a voice said YOUR MOM'S FAT, and then PATRIXXX killed us all. Then, the tape suddenly exploded, so that's why I can't show you the video. My friend caused suicide later, and his note said "My dick was too small." Then, I visited his vajayjay and then a skeleton popped out.