I was bored. So, I remembered Lolskeletons is cloned (read dat first) And wrote a pasta.
I was back on trollpasta wiki and I took a nice long shit. Everyding was wonderful. Suddenly I saw Lolskeleton's avatar I moused ove it and ben showed up said you shouldnt have done dat and blood started coming out of my PC and I found a jackoff in the box on the floor and I winded it up and a tiny skleton baby popped out and shot my dog to death. I NEVER STICK MY ASS IN VIDEO GAMES! Creepy. Suddenly, there was a knock on my door and the song of healing plaid backwards. On da screen there was pic of kelbris from ben arc and he say I AM KNOCKIN AT YOUR DOOR NEXT LET ME IN F@GG0T N00B! I open door but it actually Lolskeleton he come in and kill me with a pimp cane and he slept with my wife omgomgomgomgomg and he forced her to cook a sandwhich. HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE FOOD IS OMG OMG OMG I TURN OFF GAME. WAIT. IS ISN'T A GAME. SUDDENLY LAVENDAR TOWN START PLAYIN AND I SEE PICTURE OF MY GRAVE AND SKELETON TAKING A PISS ON IT.
I WAS LIEK WHY U DO DIS AND HE WUZ LIKE CUZ I CAN AND THEN HE FERTILIZED MY GRAVE WITH POUNDS OF HUMAN/SKELETON SHITS AND A FLOWER GREW DERE. Now I rise from dead. I appeared in front of a TV screen with Conker saying losts of bad words and he sais "F*CK YOU *** ***** ******* ***" And more unintelligble bleeped words. Then he shot my head open. Suddenly I see game over screen and skeleton dancing around and saying SUCKA SUCKA SUCKA
den go to hell with basketball team mates numbah 13, 6, and 666. WE LIVE SON HELL HOTEL FLOOR 13 WIT DA VOODOO
Skeleton pop out of my antique vase. I look up on my roof i see Candlejakov adhdfdhgjfgh
With all due respect I am a f*cking panda. Derefore I am better dan u and I smoke bamboo like weed.
I WASNT GONNA MAKE ANOTHER PANDA PREGNANT UNTIL I GOT HIGH (ON BAMBOO OO OO OOH)
I WASNT GONNA RUN FROM THE ZOOKEEPERS, bUT DEN I GOT HIGH. On Bamboo oo oo ooh.
PART 3: HE ESCAPED AND HE IS A HORROR KILLAR ON THE LOOSE! PLEASE TELL EVERYUN BEFORE TOO LATE