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NOTE: This all began with a joke by Furbearingbrick in chat, "What if Jeff The Killer were drawn by Rob Liefeld?" Other users came up with their own ideas for disastrous Jeff spinoffs/interpretations, and it never stopped really. What follows are the more amusing ones. Now has two sequels. Scratch that, four. No, five. And a holiday special.


Jeff Gets Diabeetus.

Jeff Grows a Walrus Moustache because of it.

He keeps having to inject insulin while stalking people.  

Jeff and Jane's Sexy Fun Times  

Jeff and Cleric's Massive Orgy  

Jeff The Killer get's a sex change/Becomes Lesbian.  

Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist  

Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!"  

Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor. It was super effective  

Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt  

Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS'    

Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe

Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!"  

Michael Bay's Jeff The Killer  

Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler.  

Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs... And squeezes them.  

Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda  

Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners  

Jeff Writes A Children's Show (It doesn't End Well)  

Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled  

Jeff Discovers Puberty  

Jeff Experiments with Smiledog  

Jeff Files His Tax Returns  

Jeff Shits Bricks

Brick Shits Jeff (aww man, what did I eatlast night?!)  

Jeff Eats His Fangirls  

Jeff Becomes A Superhero  

Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME  

Jeff The Ninja Turtle  

Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one actually exists. Nevermind.)  

Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On  

Jeff: 20,000 BC  

Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob  

Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!)  

Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn't Change a Bit.  

Johnson And Jeff Gangbang Smile Dog  

Jeff meets Happy Wheels  

Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out  

Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis  

Jeff Vs. Headcrabs  

Wolfenmaus &Furbearingbrick Make Fun of Jeff "Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!"

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GO. TO. OOK.

Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair  

Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River  

Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla  

Jeff and The Tragedy Of Underage Drinking  

Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation  

Jeff Trips Balls  

Jeff Drinks An Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face  

Jeff Doesn't Love Your Shitty OC, Get Over It  

Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him  

Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5  

Jeff Faps To Pictures Of Dead Rabbits  

Jeff Drops The Soap  

Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion  

Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese  

Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng  

"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats babies like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?"  

Jeff Ate A Baby!

Baby! It's what's for dinner!

Baby! The other, other white meat!  

Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac  

Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits  

Jeff Gets The Flu

Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them?  

Jeff vs Hayfever  

Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards  

Jeff The Killer's Rampaging Gayness  

Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron's Nest, Gets His Eyes Pecked Out  

Jeff Thinks He Has A Week To Live, Suddenly Becomes Nicer To Slendy  

Attack Of The 50-Foot Jeff  

Jeff The Killer Does Your Mum  

Jeff The Eats Too Much Halloween Candy  

Jeff Gets Preganant  

Jeff Has Sex With His Brother's Corpse (nevermind, I've actually found fanart of that. EEEEeeeeEEEwwww...)  

Jeff's First Pube  

Jeff Grows A Beard

Jeff's Beard Hops Off His Face And Goes On A Maniacal Rape-Fest  

Jeff Drinks Bleach And Dies  

Jeff Is Forced To Work For A Living  

Jeff Turns Himself Inside Out  

Jeff Bakes Cookies...OF DEATH!!  

Jeff Gets The Infinity Gauntlet  

Jeff Vs. Godzilla  

Jeff Turns Into A Tree  

Jeff Turns Dolan Into Duck a 'lorange  

Jeff's Prom Date From Hell  

Jeff Attempts To Learn To Drive  

Jeff Paints The Spare Room  

Jeff Begs For Change  

Jeff Realizes He's Too Young To Vote  

Jeff OD's  

Jeff Sets Up A Wile E. Coyote Style Trap To Catch A Sleepwalker, Which Backfires In A Predictable Yet Hilarious Manner  

Jeff Steps On A Lego  

Jeff Chokes On A Baby's Femur  

Jeff Overeats On Thanksgiving  

Jeff vs....HIMSELF?!  

Jeff Becomes A Yellow Lantern  

Jeff The Condom. Wait wat.  

Jeff Gets Athlete's Foot  

Jeff Moons Everybody  

Jeff Grows A Second Head (not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter)  

Jeff Reproduces By Budding  

Jeff Eats a Sack of Bagels.  

Jeff Requires More Vespene Gas  

Jeff the Killer Waits Patiently For Minecraft To Open and Fully Load.  

Jeff The Killer Gets Caught In A Sandstorm; Immediately Regrets Having Burned Off His Eyelids  

Jeff Gets Visited by a Genie and Wishes To Be a Real Woman.  

Jeff Becomes a Creepypasta Wiki Admin and Bans Everyone.  

Jeff Stabs Pedobear In The Eye  

Jeff Takes Viagra

It makes his knife grow bigger :P

His knife sure is sharp

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You beat JEFF MAN! Get equipped with KNIFE!

It can penetrate anything ;o

 

Jeff the Puppy Molester  

Jeff Drinks Bongwater  

Jeff's Jock Itch Adventure  

Jeff-Bot  

Jeff Drinks His Own Body Fluids  

And, last but not least, Jeff dies laughing looking at all these stupid ideas.

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