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Jarne Teh Kluhr

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On a hot winter morning around 4:33 in the morning, as Jeff the Killer took another victim-- this time, a young wife, and also leaving her husband with a massive skull fracture as a result of blunt-force trauma, the only one to survive was the couple's 4-month-old baby that police have discovered crying in its crib. Along side the child, police have found a letter which was written on the back of a paper stolen from a homeless man in purple crayon, and an old Nokia, faintly illuminated under the baby's head. The babysitter who was locked in the closet during the time claimed she smelled the lingering odor of women's period and found whore make-up on the baby's crib. But who was it from? Police were able to decipher the writing on the paper and here's what it said:

JOFF, IF UR READIN DIS, KNOW HOW MUCH SHET U KILL, IM COMIN FER YOU. ALL DOSE BETCHES U KILLED,I BEET U 2 ET. I KILL DEM BECUZ OF YOU. YO STOOPID GRINNY ASS MOTHAFUCKA. MY BLACK EYES ARE FUCKIN BRUTAL.REMEMBER,IM COMIN FOR YOU,AND IM FUCKIN YO SHIT UP.

-JARNE TEH KLUHR

On the old Nokia, one of the officers found text in all caps, in red, with Jarne's picture... Below is her face which she captured on the phone:

JARNE teh khlar

Jarne Teh Kluhr

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