The following events are legitimately 100% absolutely genuinely true, no bullshit.
believe me, i wrote it.
CHAPTER I: THE BEGGENING
Hi, my name is William and if it is one thing that i love more than anything even my parents, it is jontron on youtube. jon is so sexy and i wish he gave birth to me instead of those demons beings you call parnts. i also really enjoy slipknot and limp bizkut they are my favorite bands. whenever i get done slashing my wrists, i go on youtube and check to see if jontron has uploaded a new video. he never does so whenever he actually does i get a little bit of hope.
so when jon oploaded a new video today i pissed my pants and slashed my wrists because it was not goingto get better than this.
the video was called "JON_EATS_A_BABY.wad" and the thumbnail had me spooked real hard. it was a picture of jon with HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD dripping from his EMPTY eye SOCKETS and BLOODY BLOOD was DRIPPING OUT his MOUTH which had VAMPIRE TEE
th. i thought this was strange but i am an emo rebel goth kid and i liked vampires so i thought jon was make a vampire video. this interested me, but it really was strange i will say.
the video however was VEYR DISGUSTONG.
for some reson it start with the game grumps intro with jontrong yelling and vomitting HYPER REALISM BLOOD all oVER ARIN and he was about to EAT HIS FACE before it got CUT OFF. this was strange. almost immediately ther was loud sound and jon came up with NO HANDS BLEEDING VERY REALISTIK BLOOD AND IT WAS OVER THE CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it was pretty strange but
CHAPTER II: DEAD GUMPS
HI I AM DILLIAM and i love video games.
i tell you what i really like them lol
its ok if you dont believe me
SO because that i love video game s i like watching doods play it on youtuberino. did i mention i like to make mems
ok so this one day i look at game grumps on youtube and the youtubable page was not the same it was GORS and BLODDY:
realy scary but i was just strange to me so just watched a video
"ARYN and Jon eat a 'sausage' - sexy beach episode 69"
the video wouldnt even load but jon started spew blood on my face. this was pretty strange. i knew my friend william would like this because he likes jontron and blood a lot so i went to his house to show him the video on my new 3,000 dollar gaming laptop that i use to play the latest video games.
CHAPTER III: A NEW AGE
hi my name's Billiam and i love to watch my friends, william and dilliam have sex on my 4,000 gaming PC. today it was strange because they did not come over to bone. i was ready to head on over to their house to consult them but i was stopped because on my doorstep there was a disk, on it was written "JONTRON-X INITITATION FILE"
pretty strange if ya ask me. but i put it in my computer. what came up scared me. the disk took over my computer and transformed it into a large robot demon lord.
this was strange, but i kept playing. but before i could even grab the mouse the robot ate my hand. shit!
i ran away and went to find Dilliam, who i found in the streets walking to william's house. i warned him about the impending doom. suddenly the robot came in and began shooting lasers out his mouth and eyehole.
"It's JonTron!" yelled Dilliam. suddenly everything was not the same.
CHAPTER IV: DILLIAM, WILLIAM, BILLIAM, MEET JILLIAM.
william dilliam and billiam were desperately trying to escape from the devastating JONTRON X and ended up getting stuck inside a large octopus. which started fiddling them in all the wrong places. the octopussy introduced itslef as "Jilliam, the dark prophet." this was strange for all of them but they kept playing anyway.
Jauntron X suddenly blew jilliam wide open and killed everyone inside. res t in peacerino, young dilliam, william, billiam and jilliam.
EPILOGUE: THE AFTERMATH
Hi mi name is Quilliam and i found these dead bodies here i assume they are from that evil robot "JONTRON X" evil rampage. sad to see them go.... but i must continue their story anhgrrgnonaofd v3w4h54qtyvbhsi34m;l
JONTRON X HERE MORONS. GET REKT LOL. YOU ARE NEXT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO