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Buttwing jeff by blazexdx-d5zplto

Drawn by Blazedx on DeviantART. It was done on a request. No, really.

ONCE UPON A TIME JEFF THE KILLER STUMBLED UPON A MAGIC LAMP. HE WISHED FOR WINGS SO HE COULD SWOOP DOWN ON PEOPLE. THE GENIE GAVE HIM A HUGE PAIR OF RAINBOW-COLORED SPARKLY WINGS ON HIS BUTT. JEFF FLEW ALL AROUND THE WORLD KILLING PEOPLE, BUT THEN THE OTHER PASTAS MONSTERS STARTED MAKING FUN OF HIS SILLY-LOOKING BUTTWINGS. JEFF STARTED HAVING LOW SELF-ESTEEM, AND DIDN'T GO OUT OF HIS HOUSE FOR DAYS. FINALLY BEN HELPED HIM GET HIS CONFIDENCE BACK, AND HE DECIDED TO GO AFTER A HANG-GLIDER. AS HE WAS ABOUT TO STAB HIM, THOUGH, HIS BUTTWINGS SUDDENLY FELL OFF AND HE HURTLED TO THE GROUND. HE FELL INTO  A CACTUS PATCH AND BEN SPENT DAYS EXTRACTING SPINES FROM HIM. BACK AT HIS HOME, THE GENIE SAID "I SEE YOU ARE NOT PLEASED WITH YOUR WISH, MASTER. MAY I GRANT YOU ANOTHER ONE?" JEFF STUFFED HIM BACK INTO HIS LAMP AND GAVE HIM THE FINGER.

THEND!


Written by Furbearingbrick.

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