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I live in a very small area in Nebraska with just one Gamestop, I am a HUGE Pokemon fan, so I was estatic when Black and White came out. But unfortuneatly, the local gamestop closed 3 days before the release. Determined to get my godamn Black version I drove 30 miles and pounced on the first copy I could find. I got a new one because I was afraid of all that used haunted game shit, and I started playing as I was driving. I already got the 7th gym badge with my lucky Musharna and I progressed up Dragonspiral tower, but when I got there, things changed. Things really changed...

Instead of the legendary dragon pokemon, a huge Musharna stood before me, I was afraid, I shit my pants in real life. It spoke to me through the speakers...

Spongebob: "YOU USED ME, YOU USED ME, I FAINTED MANY TIMES JUST TO GET YOU FUCKING PIECES OF METAL."

This made me piss my pants, Spongebob was the name of my Musharna. The screen did a spiral animation and I began to feel very, very weak. Just then, my piss short circuted my DS that was lying in my lap. I heard thunderous pounding, and spahgetti started pouring rapidly out of my pokets, it smelled of grape jelly... The closet, it shook once, twice, three times...

And then a skeleton popped out.

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