Once upon a time, some guy was driving to a garage sale. When he got there, there was an Legend of Zelda, Octopus of Time cartridge with Patrixxx written on it in permanent marker. And the cartridge looked haunted, obviously. SO, unawarely he asked how much it was for. The man at the garage sale gave it to him for free. He drove home and started playing. When he got to the save menu, he found a save called "Patrixxx". When he saw it, he instantly deleted it. He made his own save. Everything was running smoothly when his path was blocked by a panda. He turned around and Patrixxx killed him. Suddenly, in real life, he died
And then a skeleton popped out.