the self proclaimed mugger

There once was a fast food resturant in downtown Fresno. It had burgers that were so gross if you ate them you would die and puke and vomit.

Being teenagers, my friend Orion and I went to go eat there, but then we got mugged because downtown Fresno is a fucking terrible place.

And then I fell on a floor.

And then the mugger came back to rip off my scab and rub dirt on it.

And then it got infected and I died.

But how am I writing this? Because nobody ever really dies... Or do they????

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