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Lavender Town, pure literal evil capable of mass killings, or poor? Most of you automatically ruled out the latter of the two, but the truth is, they're poor. Here is a citizen of Lavender Town, too poor to afford the basic needs of an inanimate sprite. "We're so poor, we all sold our souls and that of anyone foolish enough to enter this god-forsaken place to anyone willing to take them!"
As you see, these sprites are desperate as poo to get food, water and/or shelter. They aren't just evil creatures abandoned by god, they are desperate people. Also, I'm behind you. *too lazy to put that in zalgo text*