Once, dere was a good patrixxx. He was good. Then Evil Patrixxx attacked him and almost killed him. Suddenly, Good Patrixxx went Super Saiyan. But Evil Patrixxx killed him anyway. And Good Patrixxx self destructed, and only Evil Patrixxx survived the explosion. And then Evil Patrixxx flew away on Reshiram/Zekrom depending on which Pokemon Gen 5 game your playing, (Black or White) not to be seen for a long time. And Ghost Demmy popped out and flooded the Earth in explosive diarrhea.
AND THEN THEY ALL DIED