Evil Joe was the most evil Joe in the world. He did many evil things. Why, if I had a dime for every time Evil Joe did something evil, I would have many dimes. Like the time he poked me in class. Or the time he called me a stupid-head. EVIL! Also, the time he stepped on the grass even though it said "do not step on the grass", the time he told me a knock-knock joke, and the time he looked at me funny! Evil Joe was so evil, I had no choice but to sneak into his house and brutally murder him and his entire family. Now would you please let me out of this straitjacket?