"Celery Ass was bow chika bow wow-ing one day"
"THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN DINOSAURS CAME OUT OF THE GROUND!"
"THERE WERE A SHIT LOAD OF THEM EVERY SINGLE WHERE!"
"THERE WERE SO MANY DINOSAURS PRODUCIN AN SHIT THAT THE POPULATION OF AMERICA WAS HALF HUMANS AND HALF DINOSAURS"
"THATS HOW MANY FUCKING DINOSAURS THERE WERE"
"JOHNSON TRIED TO FIRE HIS ASS LASERS AT THEM AND IT DIDN'T WORK"
"TENDER NIPPLES SPRAYED NIPPLE JUICE ON THEM, EVEN THOUGH ITS LIKE ECTASY IN A CAN, IT DID NOT WORK"
"RAT MAN DRANK HIS BEER AS USUAL"
"THE DOCTOR AND THE ORCS WERE DOING THE HOKEY POKEY INSTEAD OF DOING ON WHAT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DO"
"JESSICA AND JOHNSON JR. HAD THEIR MOMENTS ON HAVING THE MOST ORGASMIC ORGASMS BY THEIR HUSBAND(JESSICA) AND THEIR GIRLFRIEND(JOHNSON)"
"VAGINA, DAGICK, DICK, AND VAGICK SALTS WERE BUSY SPREADING SALTS ALL OVER EACH OTHER!"
"THEN KOGGEH CAME OUT AND SAID "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!"
"ALL HOPE FOR HUMANITY WAS LOST, HOPLESSLY LOST I SAY, LOST!!!"
"then Celery Ass came out and said "THIS IS ENOUGH" with his mighty roar he shoved a ton of celery sticks up each and every dinosaurs ass"
"DINOSAURS GO AWAY! BEFORE I PUT MY MIGHTY CELERY STICK UP EACH AND EVERYONE'S ASS!"
"The Dinosaurs were all sad that they didn't destroy shit."
"Celery Ass saved the day, but no one noticed him because they were doing random shit"
created by the Creepypasta Chat
Written by Fatal Disease
Copyright ©2014 Fatal Disease