Hi. I'm Astro, and I am a meme god, developer, and Creepypasta writer. If you guys want me to trollpastaize a creepypasta, send me a link to it so I can copy, paste, and insert grammar and misspellings to make it look like a buffalo took a dierrhea dump on the pasta.
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Hello blokes! This is an update pertaining to what I'm working on, and believe me, It's not very good (It's hopefully going to be hilarious). I've started working on a Trollpasta trilogy called The Great Saga, which may or may not be heavily influenced by MichaelLeroi's Bad Creepypasta. The trilogy begins with Killer the Killer, lol, coninues with Shrek.EXE.AVI.JPG.MP3.ONIONS, and I don't have a conclusion ready yet. the Shrek story is actually one I've been writing for quite a while now, and Killer the Killer is one I only started writing fairly recently. So that wraps up this update!
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So, if you read my "Elvis.EXE" trollpasta, would you like a sequel?Read more >
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I sat there in front of my computer, moving my enormous fingers clumsily about the keyboard. It had occurred to me before how entirely depressing my lifestyle was. I sat in my darkened room nightly, day in and day out. I played this game to the point of the logo being burn into my brain. It was a children’s game, or at least that was the original developer’s intention. I understand that the fact that a 20-year-old man is toiling away his life in front of a children’s game, makes my predicament equally funny as it is woefully depressing. This did not dissuade me from continuing my work, I supressed thoughts like the fact that I’m a major disappointment on a regular basis. This in what kept me sane, what kept me working.
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This may be short but I would like to say that I'm new here. The second thing I would like to say in this first blog is, greetings.Read more >
hey guys i'm quitting because all of you suck
i don't think this wiki is right for my brain
the admins are crap
you keep deleting my stories but let the grossest shit get through
rocks will fall, and you will all die
so SUCK MY BUBBLEGUM!Read more >
My name is not important, neither is my age or sexuality or gender or race and skin colour or political views or my penis size, what is important, is that my name is Billy Mayo, I'm a 15 year old trans pansexual black khajit female man, who roots for the stormcloak rebels and has a below average tape worm in my pants. Oh also I have a really spooky and totally real story to tell you.
I love youtube, my favorite youtubers consisting of dillon harper, mia khalifa and alexis texas. Woops, did I say youtubers? I meant to say "actors".
My actual favorite youtubers are pewdiepie, jake paul and of course- mia khalifa(seriously she has a youtube channel). But there's also one youtube channel that really got me to finger my pansexual butthole. That c…Read more >