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i wont make a new wiki because i knew what happened to me when i posted one.

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Really considering making a reboot/sequel to Skrillex The Killer and Bieber Hit Puberty.

Thoughts?

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So, since Squidwardz Suicide won TPOTM, I thought of doing a Gizoogle version of every famous pasta. I've already done Creepy Black, and I'm planning on doing Godzilla NES Creepypasta next. Since there's a large amount of pics, I was thinking of getting people to help me with editing them. It could be something simple as photoshopping baseball caps on everyone, or something more complex. But the most important part is that you be absolutely incoherent.

And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 22:07, May 3, 2013 (UTC)

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Hello, this is my Trollpasta Adlibs section! If you want to play, here's how:

1. Add in the marked section your selection of adjectives, nouns, whatever the Adlib requires. Every, say 5 entries, I will declare a winner and add it to the other marked section. The add lib will be different each time, so don't think previous entries will spoil the fun.

1. Expletive

2. Noun

3. Noun

4. Adjective

5. Adjective

6. Verb ending in -ed

6.9: A user

7. Noun

8. A character

9. Drink

10. Same character

11. Same drink

12. verb

13. Verb

14. Same character

15. Same character

16. Adjective

17. Noun

18. Verb ending in -ing

19. A different character

20. User

21. Noun

22. Verb ending in -ed

23. Same user

24. Noun

25. Noun

26. Noun

27. Fanciest word you can think of that means "Died"

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Is my bro hating on Jim on here? i hate Jim too but is he? idk cuz i think so....he really hates Jim and his little bro, Jimmy Junior (who we call Jim 2 but as a joke since they're mean Jim the poo) 

If so dont be mean to him and ill make sure this "Jim the racist sex loving maniac" (which he is) stays on MY wiki, like i know you dont care but still no reason (if you did) to be mean to him

ill keep Jim on my wiki. 

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Favorite: FurBearingBrick

Least Favorite: LOLSkelloteons sorry just me and my friends don't like you

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onze ther wuz a bare.  he luvd to du yoga.  wone day he wint aut on n adventre.  pepl sow him du yoga.  pepl starded calin him yoga bare.  yoga bare sade " u shud alwas du yoga"  he alsoe sade "u shud alwas eet frum ur picanic baskit"  wen he sade dat, peple sade "ur not yogi bare"  den he wint tu de forrest.  he sow a big rokk dat lokd lik a shelid frum avendgurs.  he sade " avendgurs ben heer"  juzt den, hulck apered aut uf nower.  he usd a rokk and kild irn maan.  den he wint to tor.  he tok a rokk and gav it tu him.   it landid on his fut.  tor sade "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"  tor lokd at hiz fut.  it wuz bleding.  he lokd at yoga bare and sade "git me a bandade"  he wint to hiz moma and got a bandade.  h…

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1 day i wuz goin on utoob nd der waz all dis blod and shit, den i realized.... I watched them in my fermer loife!! aaahhhH!!!!!!! and den i reunited wit my lost fish darel. den a skeleton popped out. teh end

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Good day, you pasta-readers,

I somewhat regret to inform you that I will no longer be posting original content.

Yes, yes, I know- boohoo, right?

As you might already know, it doesn't matter.

The reason of this, however, is because I obviously do not hold the correct mental character to participate with fellow humans; as my persona might agree with not wanting to especially anyways.

I'm just simply not cut out to interact as such, my apologies.

That said, I will still be making edits.

-Pro. Nami

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this feels like an argument

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i am back. i am ez i remember my nickname so you dont have to.

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Anybody remember Mirrors? If  not go read it here. If you can't, it was a blog post by CPW user MirrorTheCool announcing his plans to write about his Mary Sue. The Story would have featured other pasta characters too. The Story was never written, so I ask you, the TPW, to write about how you think the story would have turned out. your submission must have at least OKAY grammar & spelling, and contain "(mirror submission)" in the title.

P.S: I would also prefer someone else to be the judge since I wanna submit too.

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So uhm. I'll be gone for a while to pursue my plans of taking over the world.

...But before that, I need to focus on school.

Hang in there, kiddies! I'll be writing stories you dislike in no time!

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ae mon by teh naem ov stoopid faeccaem up 2 mi an den he aet mui wollut. then he ate my toes. and he den regrjitaetud mui wollut aend gaev iet 2 unwontod howse gest. den a skelitun popped out teh end.

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i am bored, so i maek dis post of blog. Then a skeleton popped out of my computer. AND EVIL PATRIXX ATE MY LUNCH MONEY!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH! AND DEN HYPER-REALISTIC SQUIDWARD CAME AND KILLED ME.

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I have decided to split the numerous categories pertaining to grammar/spelling/punctuation/capitalization into three groups: categories that can only be added to Trollpastas (read: deliberately bad pastas), categories that can only be added to crappypastas (read: unintentionally bad creepypastas), and categories that can be added to both.

• 1 Trollpasta-only
• 2 Crappypasta-only
• 3 Applicable to both (and then some)
• 4 UPDATE
  • 4.1 Butthurt/Fail/Drama
    • 4.1.1 Butthurt
    • 4.1.2 Fail

• English Class Failure: Essentially for pages with horrible grammar/spelling/punctuation, albeit more-or-less intentionally so (note that if it's in this category, it cannot go into any other grammar-related except possibly Wall of Text, All-lowercase, or Please Do Not Capitalize Every Word).

• B…

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how would you want to portrayed? 

me i would have my fatality be dousing the opponent  w/ acidic maple sarah. LOLSKELL would be the equivalent of scorpion, Ceeb would Be The equivalent of goro, and the final boss guy would be. take a Guess.

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hey geuss wat dis iiz Givemepancakes brother no  i haked hiz accunt an chanje hiz paswurd muahahah

dis iz reveng 4 rimuving mi pasta. afur udilited it i gave accunt 2 da Givemepancakes u no.

u remember my asta? "How i wuz infectid with Olanitis?" u delit 4 no gut reezin an gess wat u guna pey. 

aa i tipe dizs im haked drones accunt ill bloke evry1 an spame di wiki wif SPEM

also dis i noa apil foolz jok

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I have temporarily disabled the Leaderboard because I don't want there to be ANY pointsgaming between now and the time I finally get the categories all organized.

THIS IS NOT PERMANENT. I AM NOT DOING THIS AS A PUNISHMENT FOR ANY PERCEIVED POINTSGAMING; I JUST DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO BE ADDING A SHITLOAD OF UNNEEDED CATEGORIES TO PAGES FOR THE PURPOSE OF EARNING ACHIEVEMENTS RIGHT NOW. IT HAMPERS ORGANIZATION.

So, if you want to feel like you're accomplishing something with editing, do something actually worthwhile and help with the reorganization effort. Remember, the faster this is over with, the faster you can go back to earning badges.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid desperate times call for desperate measures.

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I AM THE BEST AND YOU ARE THE BEST TOO THE END!

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The link to my profile on this wiki is also red.  wassup widdat?

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i JUST GOT THE 30,000TH EDIT ON THE WIKI, that is the second time something like this happens to me, I love the trollpasta wiki and I will stand by it till the end when all the ideas are used up.

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SO I KEN GET A BAJ

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MediaWiki:Welcome-message-user

I'M JUST LEAVING THIS HERE SO I'LL REMEMBER TO ADD TO IT AS I MAKE IMPORTANT UPDATES.

DO NOT DELETE THIS. THIS IS IMPORTANT SHIT.

NOT SPAM I SWEAR ARSTDSTGDG DTS:DYDTST;TXDYD;STS:STDTTXFJGU:TSDtdgxd

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PUT YOUR TROLPASTA ON DA LIST IN ALPHABTICUL ORDR. DO IT OR EVIL PATRIXXX WILL KIL U!!!!!! IF U DON'T KNO HOW TO DO DA ALPHABETZ JUST DO DA APHLABET SONG IN UR HAED!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T KNO HOW TO DO DA ALPHABAT SONG IE GOT THREE WORDS FOR YA:

LURK. MOAR.

AND I KNOE THAT WUZ ACTULY TWO WORDS BUT AARNFDTE:STISJR:DSURA;ATJSWURA:DUADA I WILL WEAR YOUR FLESH

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                                     Arthur's Revenge is Out Now! Watch It

    Copy Paste that or click it WHatever    ------>        http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Arthur's_Revenge

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To avoid pointsgaming and/or horrendous over-categorization of pages, from now on, pages that use literally every cliché in the book (a lá GOODBYE SPONGEBOB) CANNOT BE ADDED TO ANY ONE SPECIFIC CLICHÉ CATEGORY (EXCEPT MAYBE HYPER-REALISTIC, IF USED EXCESSIVELY ENOUGH, AND ). They will instead go in . Thank you for your time.

UPDATE:

Two things:

1. ANY CATEGORY THAT IS INCLUDED AS A SUBCATEGORY OF CLICHE MADNESS CANNOT BE ADDED TOGETHER WITH CLICHE MADNESS.
2. NO MORE THAN THREE CLICHE MADNESS SUBCATEGORIES CAN BE ADDED TO A PAGE. IF IT FITS INTO OVER THREE, THAT MEANS IT GOES IN CLICHE MADNESS, NOT THOSE CATEGORIES.

Also, an (incomplete) list of Cliche Madness subcategories (note that these are not mutually exclusive unless where otherwise noted):

• 666
• DO…

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I am gonna do a series of collab where users from this wiki have Pastamon card battles with each other. If anyone wants to be in teh storie, then show up in the chat.

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I seriously do NOT know how this happened,but i got the LUKY EDIT badge,even though i only have 141 edits...lolwut?

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I recently edited "Haunted Gaming Lost Episode". CMDOUSUK99 responded by BLANKING the page and replacing the amazing pasta with "FUCKING SHIT LOADS OF TURD SMEARED ON YOUR FACE AS A SNACK FOR MY TESTICLES" He also ruined the List/Q-T. He replaced it with "Rub my balls gently and very smoothly with your tasty butter" Now how stupid is that? READ THIS FAST, BEFORE CMDOUSUK99 RUINS MORE PAGES.

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Im going up the rank list fast!

Already #39!

Im going for the top 10!

Wish me good luck!

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I'd like to collaborate with someone, but the problem is that I don't know where to start.

Anyone have ideas?

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You haven't been here long, have you? I hope you have fun.

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So,if i ever did something wrong to you,or just want to let me know something.Post it here and i will read it for sure!

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Just letting you guys know,that my account and trollpastas are going great.Be expecting major funniness from me.

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Hi.

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If anybody here wants to write a collab with me, I will be in the chat as long as I am here.

Just saying, since it seems nobody uses our chatbox.

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FROM NOW ON YOU CANNOT POST STORIES IN THE FORM OF BLOG POSTS OR IN THE FORUMS. IF YOU DO EVIL PATRIXXX WILL KILL YOU!!!!! ALSO: NO SPAM BLOGS!!!!!1 MKAY?!?!?!?1/1/?!/1?!//!??1?1//1/?1?1/

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Just another person who is trying to sift through all these godforsaken walls of text. That's all.

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I feel like I've been putting off my "Revamping the Category List" project for too long, so I've decided to start back up on it. I will try to keep you all updated (specifically my fellow admins) on my progress and I would like you (fellow admins) to help out and keep everyone updated on your progress.

A few ideas...

• I've noticed that quite a few existing categories could be named better. I was thinking of migrating pages on these categories to ones with better names. For example:
  • "Call of Duty" should be renamed to something like "CAWL OF DOOTY". (baleeted)
  • "SEX" should (if we decide to keep it (see below)) be changed to "Secks", as it is funneher. (baleeted)
  • "Pages with grammar that doesn't suck" should be changed to something more encompassing, …

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I've been thinking about redesigning the front page. here is what I've done so far. I've been experimenting with some fairly complex coding (it's a bit brain-racking >.

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I've always wondered what other time zones I'm interacting with. What time zones are you all in? I myself am in the Eastern Standard time zone, so it's about 9:30 PM for me.

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Thanks to the efforts of a certain man named William (no, not THAT William) who has been infamous for creating one of the 'best' mary sues of all time, I am now promoting two active users on this wiki with powers to stop his attacks on this wiki.

The first that shall be promoted is Sloshedtrain. Even though he might not have a lot of edits, he is an admin on the Creepypasta Wiki, and so he shall be given Admin, Rollback and Chatmod rights. Use it wisely. (Oh, what am I saying? Of course you will!)

The second and final that shall be promoted is TheShadyNerd. His edits nearly total 200, which is my peronsal lowest limit for having a man be promoted for Rollback or Chatmod. He shall be given Rollback rights, with Chatmod powers coming in a week…

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Do you think I should make a troll pasta? It will probably be a cliche madness type.

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Sooo, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and see what people would think of me being an admin. I would pretty much just use the power to edit pages that are protected due to vandalism, and to protect those pages savaged by it. I'd help out with the efforts to make the Wiki a better place, but I understand if there are reasons why I shouldn't be admin (low edit count, not on enough, etc.). I would not, in any way, take it upon myself to change the Wiki, just to aid in what I cannot right now. Thoughts?

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WARNING:DONT READ DIS. IF YOU READ DIS BLOG U WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS AND YOU WIL EXPLODE BETR RUN

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