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Joseph Ducreaux

The unfortunate gentleman featured as the protagonist of this short story

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Sometime during the past few years period, a gentleman was travelling by foot by an automobile road, because his own automobile's engine failed to function properly. Suddenly, an automobile started to drive next to his side behind him. He was tired, and wanted to hitchhike somewhere, possibly to his own mansion. To grab the attention of the passing-by driver, he signified that he was about to hitchhike by sticking his thumb out of his hand and showing it. The automobile decided to stop driving, just beside the unfortunate gentleman. Our protagonist has happily walked over to the passengers' door and opened it, satisfied by the thought of finally getting somewhere. However, to his demise, after the door has been fully opened, a humanoid skeletal structure has revealed itself from one of the passengers' seats by jumping apace.

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