Now if you've read some of these stories, they're FAKE. Some are good, some, pure crap. But this here story, true. As we start, I'm in my bedroom and my pa is taking a shower. I get a little thirsty, so what else do I do rather than to go to the refrigerator to get a sweet bottle o' pop. I hear the shower stop, clearly my dad has finished his shower. I hear him hummin' a little tune. All in in instant the washroom door opens up n' pa comes into the kitchen. My eyes were practically burnin' and I thought I could die. He had NO TOWEL! I've saved you the horror of pictures. Goodbye for now.